- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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