What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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go F*** yourself

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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