- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Your mother is average.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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