how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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