How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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