Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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