Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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