- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Robin get in the batmobile!

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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