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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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