"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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I have a really funny joke.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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