What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Womens rights

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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