- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Knock Knock. Come in.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Knock knock Fuck off!

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