What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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