Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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What do you call an arab ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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