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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

My spelling is horrible

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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