What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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