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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

race-car = rac-ecar

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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