- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Donald Trump

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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