i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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