One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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