- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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