What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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