- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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