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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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