Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

I agree to the terms and conditions

Golf.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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