Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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