Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

why does the man appear fat he is

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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