- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

i am a dino. RAWR.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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