A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Anti Joke

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