- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

guess what? bannanas

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

All of these jokes are about white people

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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