a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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A hill billy went fishing

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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