- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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