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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

knock knock? come in

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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