OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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