Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

You idiot.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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