Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Anti Joke

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