- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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