- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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