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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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