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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Justin Bieber

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Your big dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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