What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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