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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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