- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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