- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

i'm hard

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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