a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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