- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??