What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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An anti-joke

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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