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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

roses are red poo is poo

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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