- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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