why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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cory is gay

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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