How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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