Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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