Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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