What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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