Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Cripples are lame.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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