- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

I'm so punny.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

there once was a frog with no leggs

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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