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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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