- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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