- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Robin get in the batmobile!

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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