- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

woman's rights

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Donald Trump

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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