What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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