her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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