whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Ross.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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