Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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