Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Denard Robinson

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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