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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.