A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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I have a really funny joke.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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