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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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