- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Women's rights

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Knock knock Fuck off!

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??