- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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