- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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