Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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