If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Refridgerator.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Potassium? K.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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