- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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