- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

civil rights

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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