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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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a black man pays his child support

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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