- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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