- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Dane Cook makes a joke.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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