How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Dwarf Shortage

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

swag

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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