- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Anyone can post anything.

Jeff

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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