Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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What's just not right? Left

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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A dancer walks into a barre

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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