What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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