Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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A man wakes up after only one hour of sleep due to his insomnia. He starts to cry because his wife just passed away and his parents were recently killed in a car accident. The man gathers his composure, takes a shower, and drives to his minimum wage job. He was expelled from high school for an assault he didnt even commit and has no money to get an education. At work, he accidentally drops a box of valuable, fragile electronic parts and gets fired by his boss. He goes home to his dirty 1 bedroom apartment and contemplates suicide. He decides to wait as his favorite tv show is on. He turns on the tv to the news his show has been cancelled. The man, depressed, suicidal and alone, picks up his .22 and kills himself. There is no God.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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