- Anti Joke

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.