- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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