- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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