- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

I am quite mature.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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