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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

A young baby died.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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