- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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