- Anti Joke

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.