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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

I have cancer. And you're next.

womans rights...

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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