Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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