- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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