Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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Pickle

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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