- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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