- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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