- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Whats cold and frozen? ice

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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