why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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