- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

A: Knock Knock B: 7

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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