Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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