A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

You know what's cool? Yep.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

asians have slitted eyes lol

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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