- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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