Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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