How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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