Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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What does? 42

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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