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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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