- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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