What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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