I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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How old are you? 7

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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