- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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