- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

HELLO EVERYONE

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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