A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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