- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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