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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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