- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Women's Rights

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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