Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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like if your cool

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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What is my name? I dont know

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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