- Anti Joke

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

You having friends.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis