Fat? Jesse Z

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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