Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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