- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

what did one computer say to the other .........

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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