Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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