- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

So these two girls have a cup .

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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