- Anti Joke

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF