- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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