- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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