Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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