Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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