- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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