Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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men's rights activists

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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