What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting constantly tortured for hours non-stop by getting your eyebrows plucked out one by one and getting your teeth pulled out and getting your arms cut open by a razor and getting your nose twisted off and getting your nipples ripped off by a pair of pliers and getting your toenails scraped off by a knife and getting a needle shoved into your eyes and getting a sword stuffed up your arse and getting your penis split in two like a hotdog and getting your balls smashed up by a sledgehammer so the sperm inside goes everywhere. I think that would be worse than dropping a dollar down the drain.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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I'm so punny.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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360 NO SCOPE

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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