- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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