It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Why? Because.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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