Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Hey Shea

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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