- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

i saw amango it splootered

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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