- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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