Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

360 NO SCOPE

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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