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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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