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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Good job, son.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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