Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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