- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

And you honored it I see :P

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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