knock knock who's there? hope

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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