A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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13 =B you just learned something

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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