- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And you honored it I see :P

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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