- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

How does a black guy die? Unknown

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Why are white people white? I don't know

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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