- Anti Joke

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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