Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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