- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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