- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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