Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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