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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

38 studio's new game... Finance City

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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