Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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