- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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