- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

A baby seal walks into a club.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Justin Bieber

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Poop

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Your big dick.

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