- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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