- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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