Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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