Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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