Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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Tilt your screen back .

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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