a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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