- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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