- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

A drunk guy walks into a car

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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