- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Go away still nothing to see

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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