- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

What's brown and sticky A stick

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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