What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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