When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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