why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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