Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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black people swimming

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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hello

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Anti Joke

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