What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Japan

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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