Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

kennah campion when she talks

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Blacks

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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