- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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