- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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