What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

eoin burgin is fat

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

i dont care if you rate me or not

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

brock has small hands for a small job

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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