Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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