- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Maths.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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