- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Knock Knock Who's there

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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