- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What rhymes with milk...milf

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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