Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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