- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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