Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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