why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Praise Paisley

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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deez nuts

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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