- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What is white and long? A New York winter

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

The word "Walter" is never funny.

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