- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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