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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Who does creatine? James Cornish

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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