- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

A hill billy went fishing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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