- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

knock knock... ...no answer

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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