- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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