How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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A house comes around the corner.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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