- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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