What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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