Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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